Rephen & the Three Dragons

Once upon a time there were 3 dragons Momma dragon ,Baby dragon ,and Papa dragon. Every day they had deer for breakfast but today Papa dragon burned it to much so they went out hunting for another deer. While they were gone an elf named Rephen walked by and smelled something horrid and was curious.
She followed her nose and found a cave with an overcooked deer inside, she disposed of it properly. She went deeper into the cave and came upon three grand chairs. One she thought was too hard the other was too soft but one was just perfect unfortunately one of the screws had come loose and the chair broke. She went deeper into the cave and found three grand nests. she was tired and decided to try them out hoping they would not be like the chairs. The first one was to rough and made her itch so she tried the second one was way to soft and hard to get out of so she went to the third one after struggling to get out of the second. The third one was just right and she fell asleep instantaneously.

She did not notice the dragons come home for she was asleep. The dragons noticed the dead deer body outside and new someone had been at there home, They were out raged and gave a mighty roar that woke Rephen. She tried to run but the dragons saw her and started chasing her out of the land of the dragons. The dragons lived happily ever after.

Last Weekend

Last weekend I went to Omnivores Buffet for breakfast on Saturday & Sunday and had porridge bowl after porridge bowl then I had some deer carcass.Then I picked up my cousin in my F150 and went to the skate park.Then I dropped off my cousin and went home.When I got home I realized it had been ransacked by a midget cause they crawled in through the window.I went into my living room and my solid gold TV set was missing some pieces.I opened my closet where I kept my gold and, it was all gone! By now I was outraged.I went upstairs to my bedroom and someone was chipping away my solid gold mattress post.